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Everybody wants to get Lay'd
I was Born in Oak Ridge Tennessee long time ago back in 1979. My dad, CW3 Jerry Lay was an officer in the military so i didn't get to spend much time in the great southern state of Tennessee before moving around place to place. Spent close to 8 years living in Germany. I've been blessed with getting to see variuos parts of the world and the greatest country ever the United States. Ever since iw as little listening and watching great comedians such as George Carlin, Sam Kinison, and Richard Pryor, I've always wanted to make people laugh. And with all my moving around, being the new kid all the time, I developed a knack for making people laugh. My second love is basketball, had dreams of playing in the NBA but, come on folks, there isn't really a big need for 6'4 power forwards in the NBA. But I love making people laugh and i love to have a good time and party. And just in case you are wondering, my favorite beer is COLD. Thats it, thats all, all its gotta be is cold. So now you know a lil bit about me. |
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Good Friends, Good Whiskey, and Good Lovin
I'd just like to thank a few special people that have helped me grow as a person and a comic: first off my Mom and Dad, thanks for instilling in me the lessons of hard work and dedication and all your love, and for teaching me i can do any damn thing i set my mind to. Lonnie Bruhn, for seeing seeing a diamond in the rough behind a loud foul mouth. Kristine Levine, thanks hun for taking me to see KIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ROOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK , thanks a million, and thank you for all the support and a shoulder to lean on, and reminding me I'm more than a stereotype. And to Keith Wallan, thank you for your kindness and opening your home up for writing sesssions, and for the smokes.
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